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Last Friday night, . It's safe to say, that's the first time that's ever happened.

When you say "the #1 movie in the country," you're talking about what was #1 last weekend or maybe last week. Onward was also the #1 movie in the country ... when it made $33,296. There are times when movies make that per screen.

There's a movie on that domestic chart that one person went to see. It made $6. That movie, though, wasn't at the bottom of that chart… because there are three movies on that chart that no one went to see. In the country.

Also: Tiger King is the "" and "."

The Nose has seen both.

Some other stuff that happened this week, give or take:

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  The COVID-19 pandemic has sparked a countrywide toilet-paper-buying frenzy. But there's a better way to clean up that's good for your butt, your wallet, and the environment.
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  Left with a backlog of ham and sausages, one farmer has figured out a way to safely get his wares to his customers in the time of social distancing -- hucking ham.
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  We are way too old.
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  In Brazil, brand has altered iconic mark to encourage safety for all during coronavirus pandemic
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  He began delivering sparkling water in 1960, when hundreds of seltzer men plied the streets. He continued until 2017, when there were almost none.
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  Mr. McNally, who died of coronavirus complications, introduced audiences to characters and situations that most mainstream theater had previously shunted into comic asides.

GUESTS:

• Carolyn Paine - An actress, comedian, and dancer; founder, director, and choreographer of CONNetic Dance
• Pedro Soto - President and CEO of Hygrade Precision Technologies
• Elle - Pedro's nine-year-old daughter
• Tracy Wu Fastenberg - Development officer at ºÚÁϳԹÏÍø Children's
• Claire - Tracy's six-year-old daughter

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Colin McEnroe and Cat Pastor contributed to this show.